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Arizona's "God Speaks" billboards

from the nice-ways-to-spend-your-fortune dept.

From an email a friend sent me:

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them.

Here'a a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome ..... enjoy.

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Tell the kids I love them.

-God

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Let's meet at my house Sunday

before the game.

-God

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What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."

didn't you understand?

-God

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C'mon over and bring the kids.

-God

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We need to talk.

-God

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Keep using my name in vain,

I'll make rush hour longer.

-God

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Loved the wedding,

invite me to the marriage.

-God

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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing....

I meant it.

-God

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I love you and you

and you and you and...

-God

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Will the road you're on

get you to my place?

-God

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Follow me.

-God

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Big bang theory,

you've got to be kidding.

-God

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Need directions?

-God

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You think it's hot here?

-God

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Have you read my #1 best seller?

There will be a test.

-God

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Do you have any idea

where you're going?

-God

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(And my personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there.

-God

some more billboards

"where are your pants?"
-god

"is that a coke?"
-god

"i'm sorry tyler, but there just isn't any girl out there for you"
-god

"i'll see you in about four hours"
-god

"just call me allah"
-god

"let me guess... you lost your keys again. check beneath the newspaper on the kitchen counter"
-god